Driving to Target

Brooke: mom the kids at school are driving me to become a stripper.

Me: what now?

Brooke: well I said if I don’t make in college or as president I’m gonna be a stripper and this boy said “coming to the stage UNCOOKED NOODLE” mom…that lit a fire in me ..imma be the best stripper ever…

Me:…no can you not tho?

Brooke: so you miss “follow your dreams” is tell moi not to be a stripper… that’s hypocritical mom.

Me: I mean I guess you have a point

Brooke: that’s right let me be great! uncooked noodle twerking for my life!!

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