Driving to Target
Brooke: mom the kids at school are driving me to become a stripper.
Me: what now?
Brooke: well I said if I don’t make in college or as president I’m gonna be a stripper and this boy said “coming to the stage UNCOOKED NOODLE” mom…that lit a fire in me ..imma be the best stripper ever…
Me:…no can you not tho?
Brooke: so you miss “follow your dreams” is tell moi not to be a stripper… that’s hypocritical mom.
Me: I mean I guess you have a point
Brooke: that’s right let me be great! uncooked noodle twerking for my life!!
