Lately I have been listening to audiobooks, self help webinars, motivational speeches etc via YouTube in the car..so Brooke puts her head phones in. I guess she could hear I was listening to “The secret” and this man has a very gravelly and raspy voice and it very low and distinctive

Brooke: that man wanna be ASMR so bad..and that eye patch looks Facetuned on.

Me: umm I think this from like 2012 and that man is disabled.

Brooke:…I think that man is clearly a pirate trying to assimilate.