Yesterday the girls and I went to Burlington to find a tote bag to carry my work equipment. The girls were walking and Christy was walking and talking like she been her 50 years per usual Brooke looks down does a double take
Brooke: so we just aren’t addressing the fact the baby hasn’t grown in year? We’re just proceeding like it’s normal to be that small.. she’s a little person!
Me: I’m a little person Brooke! I’m 4’11-ish you think I’m finna give birth to Shaq.. you the mutant! She the what you used to be!
Brooke:… stop telling people you’re 4’11.. you’re not your 4’10 you’re a little person and ya baby little too! Y’all are a twin pack of elves on the shelf.. all year round.