#lifewithbrooke: Ashy intervention

Before this photo was taken Brooke made me laugh so hard I peed my pants🤣 Brooke, Christy and I were walking out the door. I had on a pair of shorts and tank top.

Brooke:Mom before you leave we need to have a talk. You need to moisturize your legs.

Me: I’ll grab some coconut oil real quick.

Brooke: I knew your were going to say that.. mom this is a moisture intervention.

Coconut oil isn’t strong enough for you.. lotion your legs with the coconut oil for me mom.. I want to you to hear something.

Me: (I start lotioning my skin and it sounded liked sound paper)

Brooke: you hear that mom… that’s not normal.. it sounds like you haven’t put on lotion since 93′..

ME:🤣🤣🤣🤣

(The entire time this is happening Brooke is standing there with a straight face watching me lotion, making sure I’m lotioning)

Brooke: I can literally hear the moisture penetrate the ashiness! It’s not ok mama! It’s not ok! There’s whole sections of lotion that you willing walk past!

Brooke: You need coconut oil and regular lotion! This has to stop it’s not normal to hear skin!

Me: STOP🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 PLEASE

Brooke: no this has to stop! The ash stops now! The coconut oil works till we get out into the elements and the sun dries it up! You need more! IT RUBS THE LOTION ON IT’S SKIN BEFORE WE GO SHOPPING!

(And then I peed my pants and had to change before we left 🤷🏾‍♀️)

In my defense I wear pants ALLL THE TIME! I confess I maybe my moisture is out of hand and I have some ashy Larry moments but an intervention 🤣🤣🤣 Only my child lol. We ended up going to Lady of the Lake and picked up some essential oils, crystals and later that did I pick up some good lotion 😂

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