This morning I thought I’d try to reason with a toddler. I was up at 0530 to hang out ALONE! I spend time with myself. I play on social media, I listen to social media and I just enjoy my time alone. Free of toddlers, free of moody pre-teens, free my pre-husband turning “Love Island” it’s MY time.. However Christy wakes up and encroaches on MY time… this morning I saw her in the bed waking up and I said “go back to bed it’s not time to wake up I’m getting ready for work” she said “Ok” I figured we were done🤷🏾‍♀️ I WAS WRONG! I was in the bathroom running my shower and then bam.. she appeared little eyes, binky, and bottle.. so I said “This is MY shower.. you can’t shower” she said “ok” and proceeded strip nude and waited for me to do the same. I got in the shower.. and said “I want you to know this was my time and my shower.. this is MY time to be alone in here..without you” she said “ok” and sat quietly as I showered sipped her sippy cup and pretended she was a dinosaur.. we go through this at least 3 times a week I try to tell her how important my time alone is and she gives me this face

And I know.. I’m not showering alone for the next 3-5 years 🤷🏾‍♀️😂😂